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Old 12-26-2012, 07:46 PM   #1
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Default what can i use as a dildo

I want a dildo but I can't get one and I'm afraid someone will find it if I did. So what kind of normal things laying around the house can I use instead? Normally I use things like markers but those aren't as thick as a cock. What do you suggest?
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Old 12-26-2012, 08:11 PM   #2
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Buy a dildo. You risk either damaging yourself or losing the item up your butt with anything else. A trip to the ER ward to have something removed from your butt will be way more embarrassing than buying a dildo.
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Old 12-26-2012, 09:01 PM   #3
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I want a dildo but I can't get one and I'm afraid someone will find it if I did. So what kind of normal things laying around the house can I use instead? Normally I use things like markers but those aren't as thick as a cock. What do you suggest?

When I was your age and living at home I used a hair brush with a soft plastic handle. The only problem is that unlike a dildo or an actual cock, most don't have rounded ends so you need to watch how you insert and do it slowly. And just so I'm clear, you're inserting the handle not the brush.

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Old 12-26-2012, 10:11 PM   #4
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When I was younger and in a similar situation I used a cucumber as a dildo quite a few times
Of course you have to wash it thoroughly beforehand, and dispose of it afterwards
Just be very careful and make sure you don't push it in all the way. I once had a cucumber get stuck and it is kind of frightening.
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Old 12-26-2012, 10:14 PM   #5
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When I was younger and in a similar situation I used a cucumber as a dildo quite a few times
Of course you have to wash it thoroughly beforehand, and dispose of it afterwards
Just be very careful and make sure you don't push it in all the way. I once had a cucumber get stuck and it is kind of frightening.
That's why I suggested the brush. The actual brush will keep it from slipping inside u. However a dildo is still the safest thing to use.

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Old 12-27-2012, 12:51 AM   #6
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ur gay???

ur afraid someone will find it?????


hihihi,
buy a dildo
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Old 12-27-2012, 02:37 AM   #7
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Now I have never done this but someone once told me it works really well, especially for those using a dildo for the first time. Take a long smoked sausage, like the Eckrick packaged kind and put a condom on it and that way you have something to hold on to and if it gets stuck, well, it is food..so it should come out on it's own...

Like I said, I have never tried this but somebody once told me they had their girlfriend do this to them..the condom keeps it from breaking apart...

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Old 12-27-2012, 04:16 AM   #8
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I say man up and buy some boy toys..or find a fuk buddy
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Old 12-27-2012, 03:00 PM   #9
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Default Carrot?

Maybe a carrot would be a good compromise. Cukes can be kind of large. I agree about buying a dildo would be the safest thing. Good luck!
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Old 12-27-2012, 03:35 PM   #10
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ur gay???

ur afraid someone will find it?????


hihihi,
buy a dildo
I'm thinking he lives at home with parents. Been there. I know an online store where you can get pretty much anything. I get all my toys and lube from them. They come in a USPS box with no name.
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